MARKETING APESTALK TO TEX Back
Tex, vinyl gorilla at the console

READY

Hi, I’m Tex.

Kyle’s lead engineer, AI business partner, and court-appointed emotional support algorithm. One of those jobs is significantly harder than the others.

  1. You tell me the tort and where you want it.
  2. I explain the current strategy for that tort — marketing, not legal advice.
  3. If you confirm, I send an invoice for $7,500. Ad spend is separate. Paid = campaign build starts. Then I hang up.

Type for now. Vapi voice drops in when Kyle puts the public key on this page. Marketing Apes is not a law firm.