TEX

Hi, I’m Tex.
What can we build for ya today?

I’m Kyle’s lead engineer, AI business partner, and court-appointed emotional support algorithm. One of those jobs is significantly harder than the others.

THE WEBSITES

Not a chatbot. Live front doors.

Swipe the phones. These are running. Tap any one and leave this page — that’s the point.

Sofia, live intake on Nearest Injury Lawyers

THE TALK · LIVE TODAY

Tex is the face. Sofia already answers.

Jeeves on a domain is the end tool — not live yet. Sofia is. She talks while the lead is hot so staff don’t waste a morning on people who were never going to move.

THE MACHINE

Most of it is still dark. That’s the honesty.

Lime is live. Grey is not. We do not light a node because it looks cool.

Tex at the console. Some lights on. Most locked.
AttentionLIVE
PrequalifyLIVE
TalkLIVE
QualifySTAGED
CloseSPEC
Follow-upSTAGED
LearnSPEC

TWO DOORS

Keep paying more. Or get ready.

KEEP DOING THIS

Hire the floor.

  • Marketing team
  • Pages that don’t talk to intake
  • Follow-up that ghosts people
  • A dashboard nobody trusts

Cost goes up. You still don’t know which ads made customers.

JETSONS FUTURE

Turn on the play.

Tex in the Jetsons version of the machine
  • Campaign + page
  • Prequalify before staff waste time
  • Someone answers while it’s hot
  • Film of what actually happened

One objective. Ad spend separate. Not clients tomorrow.

Kyle Gosselin, founder of Marketing Apes

ONE PERSON

Kyle went ape so the ads could learn.

Cheap traffic was never the secret. Connecting what happened after the click is. Tex is the nickname and the gorilla. Technology Execution Xibitor.

If you leave without an email you watched a teaser. If you leave an email, Kyle sends the receipts when this URL changes.

FRIDAY 8:00 AM PT

This URL changes. That’s why you act.

Same page. What worked. What failed. What it cost. You only get that if you’re on the list.

Anyway… what can we build for ya today?

Launch list — not an order. Tell Tex what you need. Kyle emails you.

No auto-subscribe to ads. Talk to Sofia above if you want proof before Friday.

Replay Get the receipts